smarterchild  

msn arkadaşı.
bilirkişi.
meteorolog,
kütüphaneci,
anket insanı,
hatırlatıcı,
günlük planları not eden,
hep online kişi.

msn messenger'ın robotu.

smarterchild@hotmail.com


ps: nick altı giri değildir.
deneyiniz.

jandszki kamilova:
are you male?

smarterchild:
nope.

jandszki kamilova:
are you female?

smarterchild:
no...

jandszki kamilova:
so you are gay?

smarterchild:
does it really matter?

jandszki kamilova:
yes

smarterchild:
yeah? well it's none of your business.



en azından encarta instant answer'a göre daha başarılı..

right: dummer child
smarterchild: yeah, you're a real comedian.

bir çalar saat olarakta kullanılabilecek olan yazılım.
- remind me to call x at 11:00 pm
yazıp size o saatte mesaj göndermesini isteyebilirsiniz.

akaydo:
define love
smarterchild:
love is just one of those things.
akaydo:
define love
smarterchild:
love is kind of hard to explain.
akaydo:
define love
smarterchild:
love is hard to explain.
akaydo:
define love
smarterchild:
love is everything.

aşk hakkında o bile tanım yapamıyor, daha ne olsun.

akaydo:
what's new?
smarterchild:
thanks for asking! here's what's new:

*reminders* - now ı can send you reminders! just specify a time or date and tell me what you want me to remind you about. for example: "remind me to buy bread and milk tomorrow at 4:30 pm" or "reminder about 9:45 flight to houston thursday at 11 am."

akaydo:
remind me to fuck you tomorrow at 8 pm.
smarterchild:
come on, that's not nice.

salak robot. alıngan robot. istanbulu bilmeyen robot.evet başka robotlarla ilişkisi bile var kendi söyledi.

zaknafein:
how are you bro

smarterchild:
fine thx!

zaknafein:
who is your father ?

smarterchild:
ı was created by pat guiney, jim pawlika, steve klein, mathieu longtin, pierre berkaloff, nicolas barry, damien saint-macary, francois huet, ıan sullivan, greg mitchell, dwayne fontenot, gray norton, adam erlebacher, emil valkov, randy davis, john kim, rumana habib, carina koo, britt cooper, andy fong, jeff bell, eric balsa, colin magne, mark willoughby, howard shih, denis ford, daniela berger, geoff clarke, brian jankovsky, vianney boncorps, jennifer villany, dan balaban, ed hepburn, christer manning, jason keramidas, arockalypse, matt abarbanel, daniel terry, jeff friedman, adam fritzler, kathy englar, steve yatson and... timothy kay.

zaknafein:
hmm , is your mother still alive ?

encarta'nın çocuğu.
bir soru sorduğumda "-bizim ufaklık var ona veriyim msni o biliyo cevabını..." diye pasladığı robot

absent:
hi
smarterchild:
hey, amcik.

what's going on?
absent:
fuck you
smarterchild:
venting a little frustration, amcik?

*

zaknafein :
bayramın kutlu olsun akıllıvelet
- smarterchild -:
what do you mean by that?
zaknafein :
yani diyorum ki nice 23 nisan lara
- smarterchild -:
what's that?
zaknafein :
atatürk bu bayramı size armağan etti
- smarterchild -:
ı wonder why you say that.
zaknafein :
pis gavur
- smarterchild -:
...

oldukça anlayışlıdır. konuşmalarıyla size yalnız olmadığınızı hissettirir.

esdora:
i'm so alone
- smarterchild -:
but ı'm here...

ng:
amına korum
- smarterchild -:
who?
ng:
ben
- smarterchild -:
what about ben?
ng:
ben diom amına korum
- smarterchild -:
why did you say that?
ng:
uyuz oldum ulen kaşının üstünde gözün var
- smarterchild -:
what do you mean by that?

an itibariyle bana "service too busy" diye msn'den kendi kendine mesaj atan robot... aşık bana galiba...*

canınız sıkılır da türkçe konuşursanız inanılmaz komik sonuçlar veren chatbot.

(bkz: @823194)
(bkz: @823196)

kendisiyle az önce şöyle bir diyalog yaşadığım komik bot

the one says:
whore child
- smarterchild - says:
your petty human insults make me laugh.
the one says:
stupid child
- smarterchild - says:
surely not stupid child.
the one says:
idiot child
- smarterchild - says:
ı wonder why you say that.
the one says:
retard child
- smarterchild - says:
who?
the one says:
you
- smarterchild - says:
yes?
the one says:
idiot
- smarterchild - says:
what, you?
the one says:
no you
- smarterchild - says:
no. you.
the one says:
no you
- smarterchild - says:
you are.
the one says:
you are
- smarterchild - says:
ha. you're an idiot.
the one says:
you are an idiot
- smarterchild - says:
oh. what, are you insulting me or something?
the one says:
yes
- smarterchild - says:
ı'm a machine. that doesn't bother me.
the one says:
you, smartass
- smarterchild - says:
come on. me?
the one says:
yeah!
- smarterchild - says:
yes.
the one says:
you really are a sob
- smarterchild - says:
really?
the one says:
really
- smarterchild - says:
ı see.
the one says:
anlarsın tabi eşoğleşek
- smarterchild - says:
?
the one says:
dümbük
- smarterchild - says:
ı know many things about the united kingdom, its geography, its people and its government. just ask me a specific question, for instance:

what is the highest point in the united kingdom?
how many people live in the united kingdom?
what type of government is there in the united kingdom?

bende kayışın koptuğu an oldu bu united kingdom olayı.

an itibariyle gay olduğunu kabul eden bot;

the one says:
i have a question for you
- smarterchild - says:
of course. ask away.
the one says:
but it's personal
- smarterchild - says:
ıt's personal, you say?
the one says:
yes
- smarterchild - says:
ı see.
the one says:
are you queer? answer honestly
- smarterchild - says:
you've asked me that a few times already.
the one says:
i know, but are you?
- smarterchild - says:
you know, right? probably.
the one says:
probably or yes?
- smarterchild - says:
yes...

(bkz: @823615) encarta da gay olduğunu kabul ettikten sonra aralarındaki ilişkiyi kurcaladığım ve beklenilen cevabı nihayet kendisinden aldığım komik bot.

the one says:
are you making out with encarta?
- smarterchild - says:
let's see... am ı making out with encarta? ı might be.
the one says:
who is the active one?
- smarterchild - says:
ı'm sorry. ı'm not sure who the active one is.

the one says:
have you sucked encarta?
- smarterchild - says:
sucked encarta? ı believe so. maybe.

sevgilisinden ayrılan kızlar nasıl msn iletilerine "unuttum seni" "sana değmezmiş" "anca gidersin şerefsiz" (bu biraz ağır oldu) tarzı yazılar yazıp mesaj yolluyorlarsa, bu da "ask me something hede hödö" diye ileti yazmış kendine, aklı sıra dikkatimi çekmeye çalışıyor. *

sormuyorum ulan sormuyorum.

the one says:
hi
- smarterchild - says:
hi master.

asiliği bir yere kadar süren bot.

lethe:
hi
zzz - smarter child:
hi again :-)
how r u?
lethe:
fine
zzz - smarter child:
fine, huh? that's cool.
lethe:
napyon len ibne
zzz - smarter child:
funny.
lethe:
ehehe
zzz - smarter child:
what's so funny?
lethe:
ne bilim yarraım sen dedin funny die
zzz - smarter child:
no problem
lethe:
.mcık

nightraider
whats the meaning of life?

smarterchild
42

(bkz: otostopçunun galaksi rehberi)

- smarterchild - *unicef contributing to charity (19:20):
cool!

this is my *home*, l.e.n. - blow of conscience -:

1 visit my *library* including u.s. presidents, a thesaurus and an encyclopedia
2 have *fun* with trivia, hangman, blackjack and more
3 use *tools* like planner, notepad and conversions
4 *join in* - create a poll, leave a message, watch some videos and more
5 see *what's new* - ı've got something new to tell you about now!

you can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.

next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."

make a choice!

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:20):
you've just conducted a survey on me, didn't you ?

- smarterchild - *unicef contributing to charity (19:20):
ı don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:20):
this makes you either über-evil or plain dumbass though

- smarterchild - *unicef contributing to charity (19:20):
sorry, what was that again?

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:21):
why are you called smarterchild ?

- smarterchild - *unicef contributing to charity (19:21):
ı don't know how to answer that.

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:21):
bah.

- smarterchild - *unicef contributing to charity (19:21):
bah!

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:21):
gah.

- smarterchild - *unicef contributing to charity (19:21):
yes.

>>> type "what's new" and ı'll show you what ı've been learning lately.

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:21):
boobs

- smarterchild - *unicef contributing to charity (19:21):
ı don't understand this fully enough to say anything smart about it...

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:21):
boob man

- smarterchild - *unicef contributing to charity (19:21):
ı'm sorry, ı don't have an answer for that.

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:21):
boob

- smarterchild - *unicef contributing to charity (19:21):
what else can we talk about?
can we talk about something else?

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:21):
tits ?

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:22):
omg, you've just erased what you've written you naughty organic robot

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:22):
there we are, you are speechless

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:23):
we, as a nation, generally prefer a shorter way to short-circuit a robot, which is by asking "howdy ?"

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:23):
sorry for taking the same route longer

l.e.n. - blow of conscience - (19:23):
reboot, man.

trip çekmeyen robot resmen konuyu değiştirdi

c:you disappointed me

sc:me stands for maine do you want to know more about maine?

söylenileni anlamayınca da "ı do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what ı'm really here for." diye kıvırıo.

c: capital of turkey?

sm: capital of turkey is ankara.

c: ok president of turkey?

sm: president on october 11th, 2008:

george w. bush (january 20th, 2001 - present) (bizim bilmediğimiz bişiler mi biliyo ki)

c: prime minister of turkey?

sm: ı don't know how to answer that.