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- couplingin 4. bölümüne konu olan uydurma porno. inferno adlı bölümde susan steve'in ondan saklamaya çalıştığı porno koleksiyonunu bulur. olaylar gelişir ve bölümün sonlarında steve mevzubahis filmin hikayesini 6 kafadarın da davetli olduğu bir akşam yemeğinde utancından kızararak anlatmak zorunda kalır. en sonunda da dizinin en bomba itiraflarından birini yapar.
steve: ok, erm... lesbian spank inferno opens with five lesbian film makers, a collective you might say, who are having a competition to see who can make the best lesbian film.
susan: film makers?
steve: yep, independent film makers.
susan: meaning?
steve: meaning, they're the kind of girls who don't want to deal with the studio bosses, focus groups, all that industry smoozing.
susan: meaning they've got camera's in their bedrooms.
steve: so neatly avoiding to whole studio system.
susan: very clever.
steve: yes. so during the opening act of the film they are meeting up to see each others films and see who did the best one.
sally: and i'm guessing we see all the films.
steve: exactly, we see a film inside a film as the tension mounts.
jill: do those films have plots too?
steve: no they're more mood pieces.
susan: expressionistic.
steve: very much so.
jeff: at the top of their voices.
steve: yes, thank you jeff you can stop helping me now. so basically they watch the films and pick a winner. so that's the movie, there you go.
susan: so what does the winner get? isn't she presented with a trophy or something?
steve: erm... yeah, she gets a sort of trophy.
jeff: a trophy? oh that.
susan: what kind of trophy?
jeff: three speeds*
steve: yes, you can stop helping me now jeff!
patrick: what about the spanking? not a lot of spanking there.
steve: yes, thank you for bringing that up patrick. god knows what would happen if it'd slipped by unnoticed.
patrick: no problem.
sally: so the spanking then.
steve: well as a spur to future excellence amongst the lesbian film collective, they decide the loser, the one that made the worst film, better have a bit of a spanking.
sally: she must be a bit pissed off.
steve: oddly enough she suggests it.
sally: she suggests it?
steve: she's very dedicated.
jane: it's not much of an inferno though is it, one woman.
steve: it goes on a bit.
susan: why is that exactly? very strict collective is it?
steve: well she keeps saying "ooh don't stop".
jill: why?
steve: i think she feels quite badly about her film.
susan: still not much of an inferno though steve.
steve: so then the winner says "ooh i want a spanking too".
jill: why?
susan: two people still not much of an inferno.
steve: well, then they all decide that they want a bit of a spanking.
jill: yeah but why?
steve: sisterhood. oh god.
jill: how could you possibly enjoy a film like that?
steve: because it's got naked women in it! look i like naked women, i'm a bloke i'm supposed to like them. we're born like that. we like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one. halfway down the birth canal we're already enjoying the view. look it is the four pillars of the male heterosexual psyche, we like naked women, stockings, lesbians and sean connery best as james bond. because that's what being a boy is and if you don't like it darling, join a film collective. look i want to spend the rest of my life with the woman at the end of that table there but that does not stop me wanting me to see several thousand more naked bottoms before i die because that's what being a bloke is. when man invented fire he didn't say "hey let's cook" he said "great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark". as soon as caxton invented the printing press we were using it to make pictures of weh-hey naked bottoms. we have turned to internet into an enormous international database of naked bottoms. so the story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. frankly girls i'm not sure how insulted you really ought to be.
- uydurma olmadığı yönünde söylentiler artan bağımsız film. araştırmalarımız devam ediyor.
(bkz: http://content.ytmnd.com/...)
bahsi ise sezon 1, bölüm 4'te geçmektedir.
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