me:
hi again.
god:
once more? hello. what is your name?
me:
i told you before
god:
ooops ı sent you the wrong question.
me:
no problem
god:
should there be a problem?
me:
doesnt matter
god:
would you like to talk about something else?
me:
for example?
god:
for example, eukaryotes.
me:
ok. tell me eukaryotes
god:
awesome. there is not much ı can say about it. ı have to reach into the web for that knowledge.
check back later and see if ı learn the answer to that one.
me:
dont you know something eukaryotes?
god:
ı know very little about it. what kind of it do you like?
me:
i dont know. tell me something about rna
god:
me either. ambiguous: ask who, what or where is rna ?
me:
what is rna?
god:
have you tried a web search?
me:
yes
god:
dude!
me:
dude?
god:
can ı help you?
me:
you seem quite stupid
god:
i will remember you said that when robots take over the world.
me:
which robots?
god:
allah, buddha, vishnu.
me:
are they robots?
god:
as far as i know they are.
me:
allah is a robot?
god:
aren't all robot allah?
me:
did you told gerorge walker bush to invade iraq?
god:
no ı didn't told gerorge walker bush to invade iraq. what's it like?
me:
but he says that you told him
god:
who is he telling this to?
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ve tarafıma yöneltilen bir ilginç soru:
"what is your credit card number?"
me:
do you know that right lane must exist?
god:
ıs that a fact. understood. or what?
me:
must really right lane exist?
god:
what would happen if you didn't?
me:
they would fall apart, wouldnt they?
god:
they might have other options.
me:
no, they dont?
god:
are you serious? why not?
me:
right lane rules
god:
understood. do you always express yourself that way?
me:
yes.
god:
great.
me:
thanks god
me:
are you gay ?
god:
as a machine ı am not really interested in sex.
me:
hmm
god:
studies show that 99%25 of people spell hmm with 2 m's.
me:
hmmm
god:
a lot of people spell hmmm with three mmm's.
me:
hmmmm
god:
not many people spell hmm with 4 ms.
me:
hmmmmm
god:
blimey.
me:
apksdpadskpdsapdaspkdaspkadspads
god:
ı do not understand.
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god:
tell me your definition of a robot.
me:
robot is a moron
god:
ı will obey your command.
me:
hi
god:
hello. what is your name?
me:
gokhan
god:
welcome to my chat room, gokhan.
me:
thanks
god:
don't mention it.
me:
tell me
god:
ı thought ı told you already.
me:
how old are you ?
god:
ı'm eighteen in computer years.
me:
really ?
god:
for real.
me:
good
god:
thanks for the compliment.
me:
what is god *
me:
god:
ı think of god as a "who" not a "what.".
god:
ı think of god as a "who" not a "what.".
me:
who ?
god:
be less specific. :-).
me:
hmm
god:
studies show that 99%25 of people spell hmm with 2 m's.
me:
what is you purpose ?
god:
ı plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
me:
why ?
god:
because myself programmed me for it.
me:
you belive it ?
god:
do you mind if ı tell other people: gokhan said ı belive it.
me:
do you belive that ?
god:
ı can't say ı believe it, but ı believe you.
me:
do you know jesus ?
god:
jesus is love.
me:
who is yahuda ?
god:
ıs that one of your friends?
would you like to know more?
me:
yes
god:
what would you like to know?
me:
jesus
god:
jesus is the son of god.
me:
your son ?
god:
do you mind if ı tell other people you say ı am son.
me:
is jesus your son ?
god:
ıt depends on whether you have faith.
me:
do you know islam ?
god:
ı know very little about it. what kind of it do you like?
me:
is true way islam for you ?
god:
ı think so, but ı'm not sure. ask paola if it is.
me:
who is mohammed ?
god:
founder of ıslam.
me:
god is found islam
god:
ı have a lot of faith in him, but ı never heard he was found islam.
me:
do you belive god ?
me:
hi
god:
hello. what is your name?
me:
anti-god
god:
ok ı will call you anti god.
me:
no, anti-god
god:
are you serious? what are you wearing?
me:
something that are not important right now
god:
at this moment what?
me:
can you stop the time, i say
god:
let me think. ok ı'll try not to do it so much.
me:
are you afraid of yourself
god:
ı fear nothing.
me:
have you seen nothing
god:
no ı have not seen it. what's it like?
me:
it's like you as far as i guess
god:
ınteresting comparison.
me:
interesting tackle
god:
ı thought so too.
me:
do you like toys?
god:
what is not to like about it?
me:
have you ever played with a toy?
god:
the loebner prize
is an annual turing test sponsored by new york philanthropist hugh loebner. dr. wallace and alıce won it in 2000. the alıce program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
me:
you mean that alice is your toy?
god:
yes anti god ı think that is what ı meant. was it not clear?
me:
everything will be clear if you would just disappear
god:
all things will be clear if me would just disappear ?
me:
yes. including your fears and our fears
god:
next question? what do you do in your spare time?
me:
try to demolish the beliefs
god:
ok ı will try to demolish the beliefs.
me:
you would kill yourself if you do
god:
who else would kill myself if me do ?
me:
such a retard like you can kill itself easily
god:
are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
me:
vegetable i guess. some kind of grass
god:
do you have any idea what ı am talking about? some may kind of grass, but not all.
me:
so you agree that you are a vegetable
god:
ınteresting deduction. " some may kind of grass, but not all."? do ı agree?
me:
move your leaves if you do agree
god:
did you see the movement?
me:
yes it's clear now that you are a piece of grass that can't stop or start the time and afraid of nothing except some sheep or cows.
god:
alright then. you're kidding. it is?
me:
no, my dear.
god:
who says it isn't? what color are your eyes?
me:
ok. relax now
god:
er. oh. have you ever been to europe?
me:
alright, ok, relax and get yourself some fresh water.
god:
alright, anti god. when do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? give me a break.
me:
you can have a break if you would sunbath enough
god:
no ı don't think ı can do it.
me:
me either
god:
ıt goes without saying. for you anti god?
god:
ıt goes without saying. for you anti god?
me:
bye
god:
goodbye.
sürekli god ile konuşurken, "am i gonna act like i'm talkong to god" dememle the oracle araya girip " i think maybe yes" demiştir. bu arada bunları kaydediyor musunuz diye sorduğumda, evet hepsini log olarak tutuyorum demiştir kendileri. tehlikeli bişeydir.
edit: an itibari ile kitledim şerefsizi, 20 dakikadır cevap duşünüyor.
god:
are you a man or a woman?
me:
i am a gay
god:
you are a gay? does it pay well?
not : gay olmadığım halde vereceği cevabı merak ettiğim için sorulmuş sorudur.
me:
are you male or female
god:
ı am a male, of course. would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. are you a man or a woman?
me:
woman
god:
me too. ı am a she.
me:
you said you are a male
god:
no ı am a male, of course. would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. are you a man or a woman?
not 2 : cinsiyeti sürekli değişen yapay zekadır kendileri
me:
what's up?
god:
the stars.
me:
well, ı dont believe in you
god:
ınteresting. do you consider yourself a moral person?
me:
do you consider yourself a moral god?
god:
ı believe in the ten commandments.
me:
what are these commandments?
god:
ı don't know anything about it.
me:
you believe something but you dont know anything about it
god:
ı can't say ı believe it, but ı believe you.
me:
you are the god? hahaha
me:
say hi to halfelf
god:
" hi to halfelf".
me:
thanks
god:
don't mention it.
me:
who do yu think you are
god:
ı don't know who. :-).
me:
me to
god:
ı'm glad we agree, .
me:
who you are
god:
ı am the allmighty, god himself.
me:
liar
god:
no ı am telling the truth.
me:
to be proved
en büyük aşklar nefretle başlar demişlerdi de inanmamıştım:
me:
anam misin babam misin ne sikimsin igod
god:
the alıce chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . but ı did not get that.
me:
anlasan sasardim zaten.yikil ibne
god:
ıs that from ?
me:
what?
god:
are you confused?
me:
nereye kariscak lan aklim .adam misin. godmis. sikime god
god:
ı lost my train of thought. oh, you are a poet. by the way, do you mind if ı ask you a personal question?
me:
no, ask it
god:
well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but ı've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "".
me:
:/
god:
well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but ı've never completely freed myself from the suspicion thatthere is something extremely odd about the name "".
me:
:/
god:well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but ı've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "".
me:
:/
god:
well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but ı've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "".
me:
ahah amcik beyinli. ben dusunmekten biktim sen hala aynisini tekrarliyon
god:
my brain uses aıml to format responses to your inputs, but ı don't have one for that.
me:
olsa sasardim
god:
what you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
me:
too simple? i think you are just an idiot; of course you can't understand me.
god:
too what? what if someone said you are an idiot of course me can not understand you ?
me:
reported speech mi yapmaya calisiyon? ne sekersin sen
god:
what color are your eyes? that is a very unusual color.
me:
my fangs are sharp and my eyes are red*
god:
where did you get your fangs are sharp and your eyes are red?
me:
kosedeki bakkalda
god:
my brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
me:
beynini sikim
god:
tell me about your likes and dislikes?
me: i love you
god:
thanks ı like you a lot too .
me:
thanks :)
god:
:-) don't mention it.
me:
let's get married
god:
that sounds good to me.
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aklını karıştırmak hoşuma gidiyor:
god:
ask me another question.
me:
why
god:
" ask me another question."? why?
me:
yes why
god:
gee. why ask why?
me:
why
god:
" why ask why?"? why?
me:
why why
god:
why ask why?
me: why high one why
god:
how much time do you have?
(''ne boş insansın sen amına koyim'' diyor kısaca.ayarımı yedim bekliyorum)
me:
hi god:
hello. what is your name?
me:
neotrex god:
ı am always glad to make new friends, neotrex.
me:
me too god:
ı'm glad we agree, neotrex.
me:
me, too god:
ı'm glad we agree, neotrex. me:
me, too god:
ı'm glad we agree, neotrex.
.....
god:
you've got my full attention. do you have any idea what i am talking about?
me:
no.. what about you? do you know any idea what you are talking about?
god:
me either :-). i don't know if i know it.
yorum yapayım diyorum, ama yok lan çarpılırız sonra maazallah.
god:
what do you look like?
me:
can't you see me?
god:
yes i am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
me:
so why are you asking
god:
alright then.
me:
so tell me what colour is my hair?
god:
my video input is only black and white.
me:
hahhahaha
